>> For transporting it, it sounds then like the best solution is bolting eyelets onto the sides of the foosball table and then sliding wooden poles through them so you can carry it like Indy and Sallah did when they moved the Ark of the Covenant out of the Well of Souls.
I of course was not serious back when I said this, but a couple months ago I happened across this one, now that you’re talking about actually finding a way to transport the HP stuff in the BFL thread, I thought I’d finally get around to posting it: